As a method of self-control in buying new yarns (hahahahahahahaha) I recorded all skeins I have at home at this moment.
I have cleverly hidden my stash here:
I have a total of app. 10 kilos of yarn and the full list can be found here.
This is just the stash inside my bed. I also have a basket in the living-room and that is the camouflage stash - if my significant other would ever realize I have yarn in other places as well, he would so go berserk. Luckily he seems to have forgotten that you can open the bed, and would most probably fail to open it without first giving up.
This is my stash in the living room - leftovers of latest FOs, materials for current projects or wool for swatching when I find nice stitch patterns.
So what are you hiding and where?